Connor has been infected with a horrible condition. He has caught a case of the terrible twos. It’s true! The first symptom we noticed was confusion. He insists he is “all done” with his meal but when I try to get him down from the table he then cries because he wants to eat. This disease must affect brain function. It migrated from there to the voice box. It seems he has no control over the volume of his voice and his vocabulary has been reduced to only one word. “NO!”. Unfortunately, there is no cure. We simply have to let it run it’s course, which experts say could take up to 2 years. I’ve heard at it’s worst it can cause full body meltdowns which are triggered by the slightest bit of frustration. I might have to quarantine him until he is 4.
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