I can't believe I forgot to tell you this yesterday. I went grocery shopping and after unloaded the groceries on to the belt I look down and see that I have a big, perfectly round, dark spot right on my boob. And I mean right on it. The only thing I can think is that my boob touched the chicken when I was taking it out of the cart. You know how sometimes the chicken juice leaks out. UG. So I'm trying to move my shirt around so the stain is anywhere but where it is, which is totally useless. It really brought me back to my breastfeeding days. Even when the stain dried it was still totally noticeable. There really isn't a natural way to stand while trying to cover up your boobs. So yeah, that wasn't embarrassing at all.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Chicken boob
I can't believe I forgot to tell you this yesterday. I went grocery shopping and after unloaded the groceries on to the belt I look down and see that I have a big, perfectly round, dark spot right on my boob. And I mean right on it. The only thing I can think is that my boob touched the chicken when I was taking it out of the cart. You know how sometimes the chicken juice leaks out. UG. So I'm trying to move my shirt around so the stain is anywhere but where it is, which is totally useless. It really brought me back to my breastfeeding days. Even when the stain dried it was still totally noticeable. There really isn't a natural way to stand while trying to cover up your boobs. So yeah, that wasn't embarrassing at all.
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Oh my lord. I was finally able to see the dent in the wall! That poor kid!! He has a super hard noggin! Haha.
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