Thursday, March 27, 2008

You might live with a two year old

You might live with a two year old...

If you have ever screamed at the sight of something being flushed down the toilet… you might live with a two year old.

If you consider graham crackers a healthy lunch… you might live with a two year old.

If you know the full morning line up on PBS, Nick Jr., Disney, and Noggin… you might live with a two year old.

If you have ever wiped someone’s nose against their will… you might live with a two year old.

If you have ever found your keys in the bottom of the toy box… you might live with a two year old.

If you have ever had your wallet drenched in milk… you might live with a two year old.

If you have ever said “It’s ok, it’s only pee”… you might live with a two year old.

If you are a master of reverse psychology… you might live with a two year old.

If the nicest restaurant you eat in has a play area… you might live with a two year old.

If you use the word ‘potty’… you might have a two year old.

If you have ever asked your husband if he wants to go ‘night night’… you might live with a two year old.

If you start putting your shoes on 20 minutes before you actually have to leave the house… you might live with a two year old.

If you have ever found a cup of milk by following the smell… you might live with a two year old.

If you have ever sniffed someone’s butt… you might live with a two year old.

If you have ever found cheerios in the couch cushions… you might live with a two year old.

I could go on and on. Please add your own!

1 comments:

Clogged Belly, Clogged Mind said...

You could also finish many of those sentenses with, "You might have lived with my ex." LOL.

 
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