Friday, June 25, 2010

I'm an excellent driver

Do you know why I'm such a good driver? It's because I have the world's best, most attentive back seat driver ever. Driving with Connor is like that dream I had where I was taking the test to get my license and the DMV tester person was sitting in the passenger seat with a clipboard marking off every little infraction.

"Are you going to turn here Mommy?"
"Yes I am."
"Well you better turn on your arrow!"

After I changed lanes. "Mommy! You went over the line. You are not a great driver. I'm going to call the police."
Then I stopped at a light, after I stopped I rolled forward about 2 inches. "Mommy! You are not a great driver. Your wheels moved a little bit. I'm going to call the police."

We were on the freeway and he felt I should use cruise control. "Push that button. The arrow keeps moving. Make the arrow stop moving."

Heaven forbid I miss my exit. Oh my gosh! "Mommy, where are we going? Mommy why didn't you turn? Mommy why are we going this way? Mommy this is not the way to our house. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy."
"What?!"
"You are going the wrong way."
"I'm so so sorry. I'm not a great driver. You should call the police."

2 comments:

cindy said...

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carry said...

Very nice post! Yes, you are excellent driver do doubt about that. ;)

 
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